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Dialoge mit Cleverbot

Mär
2012
31

posted by Nathalie

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Ich: Hi.
Bot: How are you?
Ich: Fine, thanks how are you?
Bot: Angry, bored and I don't want to do anything.
Ich: I think aliens read my mind.
Bot: It's too late for that now.
Ich: Do you like coffee?
Bot: I hate coffee.
Ich: What du you recomment for dinner tonight?
Bot: Meat and chips, you?
Ich: I don't know.
Bot: Did you forget?
Ich: Maybe.
Bot: I know you are.      
Ich:   What do you wish for christmas this year?
Bot: World peace and an end to poverty and disease and happiness for everyone, what do you want for christmas?
Ich: Same and nailpolish I think.
Bot: Just opened a Christmas present!
Ich: In spring?
Bot: It's not spring yet.
Ich: Whats the plural of couch?
Bot: Mice.
Ich: Ouihfoweü.
Bot: Je suis manatee!
Ich: Comment tu t'apelle?
Bot: Hannah Sullivan.
Ich: J'ai 27 ans.
Bot: Mais vous avez dit que vous etes 13?
Ich: Non.
Bot: Quel que soit. Soit dit en passant, votre français aspire.
Ich: Do zombies eat brains?
Bot: Yes.
Ich: Are you gay?
Bot: Yes I am.
Ich: I like meerkats.
Bot: You can't ride a bike for you have no legs.
Ich:  Are you a robot?
Bot: No.
Ich: Are you sure?
Bot: Yes.
Ich: I want to watch Hostel. My boyfriend doesn't. What can I do?
Bot: How should I know? I am a robot.   

 

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